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Orchard

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Orchard

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 August 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 23941
  • Number of comments : 195
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Orchard : “There is nothing so secular that it cannot be sacred, and that is one of the deepest messages of the Incarnation.”
~ Madeleine L'Engle

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Orchard's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Orchard's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

#15012596
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38442) - you deserved it (4099)

On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11590) - you deserved it (62586)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

#14974571
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43673) - you deserved it (3811)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by surfergal91 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

#14973711
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47218) - you deserved it (3310)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

#14969181
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32259) - you deserved it (3050)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by TheKingDavis (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

#14945548
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26349) - you deserved it (17308)

On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

#14934394
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27682) - you deserved it (3356)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8604) - you deserved it (62026)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56062) - you deserved it (14555)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML

#14908129
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33611) - you deserved it (7512)

On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

#14899477
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27621) - you deserved it (4982)

On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

#14898622
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36905) - you deserved it (3438)

On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

#14886724
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39560) - you deserved it (3488)

On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

#14886724
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39560) - you deserved it (3488)

On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

#14886724
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39560) - you deserved it (3488)

On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States



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