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Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31866) - you deserved it (7607)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9888) - you deserved it (70069)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)



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