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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 June 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 151
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML


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On 05/20/2014 at 10:24pm - kids - by HouseWife - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML


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