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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 88
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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OpticPlum's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45004) - you deserved it (6301)

On 05/20/2014 at 10:24pm - kids - by HouseWife - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32763) - you deserved it (307655)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)



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