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OpticPlum

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 June 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 201
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>JaimeFlores96</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 11:11pm

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Judgmental

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I agree, their lives suck

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OpticPlum's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML

by HouseWife / 05/20/2014 at 10:24pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

by ouchers / 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

by fartmaster / 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous