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OppositesAttract

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 May 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 16323
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About OppositesAttract : I'm your not-so-average crazy, obsessive fifteen year old with strange habits. :D I love meeting people, and I'm pretty easy to get along with no matter who you are. ;P I do have a VERY mature side as well, so don't be fooled by my insanity. (:

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OppositesAttract's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

by pikachu / 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

by pikachu / 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

by poisonhand / 01/14/2009 at 10:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

by sly / 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm / Kids

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

by Darkheaven / 11/17/2008 at 6:27am / Love

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML

by Ulysse / 11/07/2008 at 10:33am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Work