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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 15201
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About OppositesAttract : I'm your not-so-average crazy, obsessive fifteen year old with strange habits. :D I love meeting people, and I'm pretty easy to get along with no matter who you are. ;P I do have a VERY mature side as well, so don't be fooled by my insanity. (:

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Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

#3715
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25832) - you deserved it (1693)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)



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