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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 May 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 15734
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About OppositesAttract : I'm your not-so-average crazy, obsessive fifteen year old with strange habits. :D I love meeting people, and I'm pretty easy to get along with no matter who you are. ;P I do have a VERY mature side as well, so don't be fooled by my insanity. (:

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Today, I was getting it on wit my cute guy friend in is candlelit bedroom and we ad just startd tereing eac oter's clots off. I decidd to be coy and sexy and flip my air to te side. As I did so, my long air caugt in te flames of is lit candles and caugt alf of my ead on fire. FML

#2513205
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55330) - you deserved it (31175)

On 06/01/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Bawo (woman) - United States (Utah)

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

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300 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on mah phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

#2482852
193 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today... I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid... the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident I blurted out "It's alright. No one's seieng them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. big fat FML

#2459641
130 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 9:04am - misc - by yikes78 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML

#2459150
201 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today , I was sitting in ma basement watcing IT. I eard a knocking at ma door an turned te outside ligts on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out an began screaming an jumping around lyk a Ciuaua on drugs. My friends told me it sould be on YouTube witin te week. FML

#2405054
245 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today..!! I was at a fancy restaurant!! I was drinking some water when I noticd a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me!! I smild back..!! but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbld out of mah mouth all over mah shirt!! FML

#2291155
109 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by Droolgirl (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42185) - you deserved it (145049)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter walked in on mah husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

#1942963
188 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze an sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When u die can we get a cat?" mega FML

#1927832
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62322) - you deserved it (5823)

On 05/14/2009 at 11:24am - kids - by TwinDad (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper cuz he wantd to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colord in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." mega FML

#1807678
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46608) - you deserved it (7647)

On 05/10/2009 at 9:18am - kids - by thesitter (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I wantd to look really good 4 my date!! I was a little self-conscious, so I decidd to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache!! Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair!! Now I DO have a mustache!! A rash mustache!! FML

#1801231
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41764) - you deserved it (15129)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:22am - health - by muffin (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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