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OpposingKilljoy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 February 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 302
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About OpposingKilljoy : An aquired taste.

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Visits<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 12:43am<b>frankmz</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 12:32am<b>pred8885</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 9:52am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 12:57am<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 7:10am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 10:23pm<b>MrErazo</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 8:34am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 9:46pm<b>Butters789</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 5:43pm<b>Tobeza</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 7:45pm<b>ZsukiBoom</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 2:14pm<b>RA91</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 2:42am<b>Kuibe</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 2:33am<b>majoroftheair</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 11:15pm<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 10:40pm<b>cheymarie2003</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:03am<b>scaredpollo</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 10:40pm<b>KryptixSynyster1</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 12:22pm

Fucked!<b>JoyAda</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 11:24pm<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 3:19am

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OpposingKilljoy's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter and her "friend" kept using crude euphemisms right in front of me, thinking I was too old or too stupid to figure out what they meant. I nearly had an aneurysm when she told him he could put his "pencil" in her "sharpener" next time they studied together. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2016 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML

by crushed / 12/10/2015 at 7:12pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, while trying to explain to my friends what an anxiety attack is like, I had an anxiety attack. FML

by ohtheirony / 12/10/2015 at 2:49pm / United States (Nevada) / Health

Today, my 5-year-old daughter sobbed inconsolably on my return home from a several-month long deployment to the Middle East. I was touched by her reaction until she blurted out that she wasn't crying because she missed me, but because my shaved head looked scary ugly. FML

by LCDRBrownHercules / 09/21/2015 at 9:44pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML

by aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss / 08/26/2015 at 9:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay / 08/21/2015 at 11:25am / Malta / Kids

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

by Anonymous / 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

by aly55a_mariie / 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML

by deadman / 08/15/2013 at 9:06pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML

by Anonymous / 08/14/2013 at 12:26am / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

by Anonymous / 08/13/2013 at 4:49am / Kids

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

by mydaughterisdisturbed / 08/11/2013 at 8:58pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

by liz1234 / 03/22/2009 at 8:11pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy