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Onyxdragon's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42908) - you deserved it (7396)

On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML


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On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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