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Onyxdragon

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  • Number of visits : 520
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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An insomniac or a creature of the dark

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I agree, their lives suck

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Onyxdragon's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML

by Drew / 11/29/2014 at 10:20pm / United States (Kentucky) / Geek

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

by Anonymous / 08/25/2014 at 1:44am / United States (Ohio) / Geek

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

by Anonymous / 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous