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OnlyTheDarkest

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 July 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 674
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About OnlyTheDarkest : I have a very cynical, sometimes dark approach to the world and the people within it, but I'm actually very friendly once you get to know me. Message me on here or Kik(Yourarey) and I'll for sure message back!
PS, I HATE Grammar Nazis, so if I go off on you for correcting me, consider yourself warned.

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OnlyTheDarkest's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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OnlyTheDarkest's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML

by GogglesGoggles / 12/23/2013 at 3:24am / United States / Transportation

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

by -.- / 08/24/2013 at 7:54pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

by cassidy_smith12 / 08/24/2013 at 10:55am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm watching a TV show about horrible germs in hotel rooms that you can catch from a bed... while I am stuck in a hotel room... on the bed. FML

by HannahBretts / 08/24/2013 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Health

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

by Anonymous / 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

by mylifesucks / 08/30/2009 at 12:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love