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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 257
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About OnlyTheDarkest : I have a very cynical, sometimes dark approach to the world and the people within it, but I'm actually very friendly once you get to know me. Message me on here or Kik(Yourarey) and I'll for sure message back!
PS, I HATE Grammar Nazis, so if I go off on you for correcting me, consider yourself warned.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

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OnlyTheDarkest's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML

#21002133
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42735) - you deserved it (3193)

On 12/23/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by GogglesGoggles - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

#20852722
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49631) - you deserved it (7201)

On 08/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by -.- - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

#20852114
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44352) - you deserved it (3158)

On 08/24/2013 at 10:55am - misc - by cassidy_smith12 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I'm watching a TV show about horrible germs in hotel rooms that you can catch from a bed... while I am stuck in a hotel room... on the bed. FML

#20851748
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37619) - you deserved it (7210)

On 08/24/2013 at 1:28am - health - by HannahBretts - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

#20851263
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52700) - you deserved it (15708)

On 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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