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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 July 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 557
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About OnlyTheDarkest : I have a very cynical, sometimes dark approach to the world and the people within it, but I'm actually very friendly once you get to know me. Message me on here or Kik(Yourarey) and I'll for sure message back!
PS, I HATE Grammar Nazis, so if I go off on you for correcting me, consider yourself warned.

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Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45694) - you deserved it (3465)

On 12/23/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by GogglesGoggles - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53874) - you deserved it (7751)

On 08/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by -.- - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47331) - you deserved it (3410)

On 08/24/2013 at 10:55am - misc - by cassidy_smith12 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I'm watching a TV show about horrible germs in hotel rooms that you can catch from a bed... while I am stuck in a hotel room... on the bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40486) - you deserved it (7658)

On 08/24/2013 at 1:28am - health - by HannahBretts - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57158) - you deserved it (16745)

On 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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