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About OnlyOneChrissi : Enjoy your faults, that's what separates you from the rest of the world. -Marilyn Manson. ♥ Lucas♥
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Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Friday 30 January 2015