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Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

#17686275
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29593) - you deserved it (2082)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

#17680724
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31053) - you deserved it (2087)

On 09/06/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by purpleivy (woman) - United States

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40346) - you deserved it (3794)

On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (5455)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31255) - you deserved it (4152)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31255) - you deserved it (4152)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
408 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

#17547922
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33853) - you deserved it (3252)

On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29910) - you deserved it (39055)

On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML

#17462682
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26698) - you deserved it (2551)

On 08/13/2011 at 7:21pm - misc - by Help (woman) - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

#17304859
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35767) - you deserved it (2801)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:15am - kids - by NaomiMadison - United States

Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

#17304312
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39746) - you deserved it (4900)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

#17237842
188 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Men '86 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

#17176050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28549) - you deserved it (6246)

On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States



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