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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 April 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I went out to dinner wit my broter. Tere was a very attractive man sitting a few tables away wo kept glancing at me. Wen my broter excused imself to te batroom, te man worked up te courage to come over an introduce imself to me. He asked me if my broter was single. FML

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On 06/21/2009 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States

Today, My Grandpa Did. I Decidd To Call My Grandma To Make Sure She Was Going To Be Fine. After Talking Over The Phone Fir 30 Minutes Or So, I Told Her Goodbye An Said, Out Of Habit: ( Say Hi To Grandpa Fir Me ). FML

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On 06/15/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yastarday, I Found Out Tha Idantity Of Tha Parvart Who's Baan Staring At Ma Through Badroom Window In Tha Lata Hours Of Tha Night. My Parants And I Dacidad To Sat Out A Trap 4 'him' Instaad Of Raporting To Our Local Cop. Turns Out, Wa Caught 37 Yaar-old Naighbor In Tha Act. Ha's Tha Cop. FML

#2865123
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On 06/13/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Meg (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filld it up with more water, chuggd it and went back to bd. I woke up an hour later to mah best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

#2711154
172 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:54am - misc - by KBO (woman) - Australia

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
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On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at!! The caller was a man, andhile helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice!! Then he told me to say something else!! As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises!! I'm a guy!! FML

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On 05/28/2009 at 12:52pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)

Taday I released some ducks I ad and raised wit ma sisters at a local lake!! Tey were raised around ma uge German Seperd, wic explains y tey didn't freak out wen two uge dogs cummed out of no were and killed tree of tem, in front of ma little sisters!! FML

Today, I went to girlfriend's sorority formal, we were both drunk. We went into the bathroom, she startd to give me head. After about 30 seconds the song changes an she jumps up an goes out to dance, leaving me there. Door open. Penis out. It was the song she requestd.

#1592425
150 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by Lootz (man) - United States (New York)

Today , mah friend and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club . I saw a very , very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself . Trying to be a stud I walked over and said ( What are u doing Friday night? ) Her response: ( Not you . ) real FML

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On 04/23/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy - by rejected (man) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

#1104891
400 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday I was on MSN with my friend an my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me fir some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail... an then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. real FML

#764991
150 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 11:34am - intimacy - by imsorrytimmy (woman) - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I was eating with mah boyfriend an his family at a high-end restauranthen, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten mah leg . I am terrified of dogs . I kicked mah under-the-table assailant as hard as I could . It was mah boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister . fat FML

#539856
270 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 9:02pm - kids - by Noca (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and mah parent suddenly ask if I'm gay . I reply that no, I'm bisexual . My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes . She turns to mah dad and says 'I told u so . You owe me $20 . My parent bet on mah sexuality . FML

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146 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 6:42pm - love - by Syferix (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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