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Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
by mikeissad / 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
by aranya / 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Intimacy
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her… Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have… Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my…
- Today, I went in for an appointment with my therapist. When she saw me, she gasped, "Are you okay?… Today, I stayed out late to celebrate my last night before going back to school. Though I normally… Today, at my oldest sisters wedding she forgot something borrowed. she looked at me and said if I'm…