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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 677
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About OneGirlsLife : College sucks. Work sucks.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36754) - you deserved it (2304)

On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54012) - you deserved it (3681)

On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

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