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OneBigMessUp
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 902
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OneBigMessUp : I am easy to talk to. My name is Kayleigh and i am 16. Message me if you want to talk! :)

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

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241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40590) - you deserved it (8956)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52783) - you deserved it (9115)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26099) - you deserved it (1692)

On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19697) - you deserved it (1683)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by BelleCharmante (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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226 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:40am - love - by whyme - United States (California)



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