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  • Town/Country : DADE, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 March 1988 (26 years)
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Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up that she would take me to get birthcontrol. Wanting birthcontrol, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I am not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by fmlsrsly (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

#488683
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On 03/20/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by mikej1985 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

#190354
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On 03/02/2009 at 10:21pm - love - by badtrip (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML

#178001
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On 03/01/2009 at 11:20pm - love - by oprahahaha (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
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On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

#35910
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On 02/13/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Kulcha (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

#35910
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On 02/13/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Kulcha (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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On 01/23/2009 at 7:33am - love - by josh - United States (Indiana)



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