About Omnipherious : I'm an amateur magician, a father (my daughter is my world!) and fiancee (ok she is part of my world too!)
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my mom got a jukebox. She hasn't stopped playing the music on a high volume for the past two… Today, my cousin was using my iPad. He "accidentally dropped" it out the window 3 stories up. It's… Today, I was coaching some kids in table tennis when I told them to try a forehand loop, or smash.…