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Omg_mimibadgrl
  • Town/Country : kissimee
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 July 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 42
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Omg_mimibadgrl : I'm a badass bitch i'm young,i don't care for dating i i just love to party and being unique. i'm also a very very i mean really talented singer and actor. so please say hello to me and be nice thanks. XOXOXO

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Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17384) - you deserved it (43667)

On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41689) - you deserved it (6233)

On 07/14/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by hungryman (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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