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Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by gotthewrongman (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by owmyballs - Thailand (Krung Thep)
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 10:46am - work - by Interview tragedy - United States (Texas)
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 10:35am - intimacy - by turriblebday (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my sister-in-law told me calmly that she never cared for me, likes her brother's ex more than me, and probably will always dislike me. It was our first serious conversation ever, that I initiated because I wanted to "maintain our great friendship." FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I felt like too much of a loser to go to a Christmas party, since I'd be the only one going without a date. I had to invent imaginary friends who were "coming into town for the holidays" to feel like less of a loser. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 1:09am - animals - by life_suxxx - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I walked into Old Navy to buy myself a pair of jingle jammies. Save yourself the embarrassment: don't shake the jammies in the middle of the store to hear the jingling, because these jammies do not jingle. You'll just look like an idiot. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 12:07am - misc - by sarabalism (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I leave Ireland after a 5 month study abroad. Today also happens to be the day that the price of alcohol decreases by 30%, the dollar increases by 15% and the girl I have been chasing the whole time, to no avail, finally decides to show an interest in me. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 12:00am - money - by exchange (man) - Ireland (Limerick)
Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU". It really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found my boyfriend of two years is a wanted man in the state of Texas, and was living under a fake identity for the past three years. What is he wanted for? Rampant identity theft. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by Frauded (woman) - United States (California)
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