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OmgItsAnaBeatriz
  • Town/Country : Miami; For Those Dumb Shits, It's In Florida, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 June 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 27012
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OmgItsAnaBeatriz : As you can tell by my favorites, I'm a major FML geek. But hey, I love laughing at other's expense (:

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Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
101 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
55 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

#15
133 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:25am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14
44 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
110 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

#12
185 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

#11
118 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I arrived at the station at 7:30pm sharp for the train... which was cancelled. FML

#9
44 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:21am - misc - by RatQuiRit -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
210 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
422 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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