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Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
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On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)
Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML
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On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML
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On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version
Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)
Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML
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On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version
Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)
Today, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat while at the dinner table. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)
Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I’m not sure she’ll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm - love - by Mr Eek -
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I 've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - love - by SweeT -
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