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Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 2:36am - love - by Otherguy - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
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On 11/16/2008 at 12:54am - love - by Pepe - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML
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On 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I remember the first night I spent with my first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML
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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version
Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)
Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 7:47am - misc - by Tom - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
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Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version
Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML
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On 11/05/2008 at 2:35am - misc - by Fsd - France (Franche-Comte)
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)
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