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  • Birth Date : Friday 24 June 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 30895
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OmgItsAnaBeatriz : As you can tell by my favorites, I'm a major FML geek. But hey, I love laughing at other's expense (:

Get to know me yourself. Youtube.com/ItsAnaOmg


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Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
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I agree, your life sucks (48308) - you deserved it (11441)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81002) - you deserved it (15724)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65911) - you deserved it (18171)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16176) - you deserved it (68559)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102522) - you deserved it (15075)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

#12
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50165) - you deserved it (22216)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

#11
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59787) - you deserved it (16215)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
71 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I arrived at the station at 7:30pm sharp for the train... which was cancelled. FML

#9
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51233) - you deserved it (14728)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:21am - misc - by RatQuiRit -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (284969) - you deserved it (28153)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87154) - you deserved it (39773)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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