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OmgItsAnaBeatriz
  • Town/Country : Miami; For Those Dumb Shits, It's In Florida, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 29929
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OmgItsAnaBeatriz : As you can tell by my favorites, I'm a major FML geek. But hey, I love laughing at other's expense (:

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Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML

#755
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29075) - you deserved it (3348)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I remember the first night I spent with my first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

#286
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24160) - you deserved it (6351)

On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27088) - you deserved it (8605)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

#244
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15851) - you deserved it (3507)

On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

#243
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35277) - you deserved it (11772)

On 11/07/2008 at 7:47am - misc - by Tom - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

#240
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31267) - you deserved it (3896)

On 11/07/2008 at 2:14am - misc - by z - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (4062)

On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12860) - you deserved it (58199)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

#233
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41007) - you deserved it (2991)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49533) - you deserved it (5045)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

#213
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10223) - you deserved it (39537)

On 11/05/2008 at 2:35am - misc - by Fsd - France (Franche-Comte)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51734) - you deserved it (7763)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

#171
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35721) - you deserved it (3362)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12206) - you deserved it (34665)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54906) - you deserved it (6607)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version



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