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  • Birth Date : Friday 24 June 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OmgItsAnaBeatriz : As you can tell by my favorites, I'm a major FML geek. But hey, I love laughing at other's expense (:

Get to know me yourself. Youtube.com/ItsAnaOmg


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Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63646) - you deserved it (8699)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15005) - you deserved it (38139)

On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14627) - you deserved it (104947)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71778) - you deserved it (4826)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

#73
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12053) - you deserved it (50996)

On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68679) - you deserved it (6627)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49143) - you deserved it (3489)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

#65
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28343) - you deserved it (3907)

On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54139) - you deserved it (14113)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#44
99 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm - love - by Mr Eek -

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43247) - you deserved it (9035)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
58 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

#38
64 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - love - by SweeT -

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
45 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
104 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -



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