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  • Birth Date : Friday 24 June 1994 (20 years)
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About OmgItsAnaBeatriz : As you can tell by my favorites, I'm a major FML geek. But hey, I love laughing at other's expense (:

Get to know me yourself. Youtube.com/ItsAnaOmg


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Today, was my birtday. I ave been eavily inting tat I want an iPone. I opened my present from my parent an found an iPone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parent tougt it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTune gift card, in te box my Dad's iPone came in. FML

#6695365
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30831) - you deserved it (7497)

On 12/10/2009 at 3:38pm - money - by muggle68 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday after having a shower, I walked back into my room butt naked. As I looked up I saw the window cleaner staring right at me. I looked. He looked. And without thinking I dropped straight to the floor to hid myself, then realized my naked butt was still staring right at him. FML

#6694973
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16180) - you deserved it (5727)

On 12/10/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today..!! I got a call from mah grlfriend of 13 months!! She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with..!! and that I most likely have it too!! I gave her a diamond ring..!! she gave me chlamydia!! mega FML

#6694429
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28878) - you deserved it (2520)

On 12/10/2009 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by Godi (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, math TA showd the class how one of her ( dumb ) students answerd a test question. Everyone laughd as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I lookd down at answer sheet an saw that I submittd an identical answer. FML

#6693694
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8495) - you deserved it (25196)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my daughter's school calld to inform me that I needd to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realizd I was on my house phone. FML

#6692525
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5378) - you deserved it (64615)

On 12/10/2009 at 9:34am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought steering wheel, the gas pedal, an brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realizd I was sitting in the back seat. FML

#6692026
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31045) - you deserved it (12949)

On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I didn't get promoted, but the guy who showed up to work drunk a few weeks ago did. FML

#6691372
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29446) - you deserved it (2598)

On 12/10/2009 at 5:38am - work - by Hmmwtf (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, during a review session fir a botany class, I began to space out . Ten, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." looool I stopped wen I noticed te entire class staring at me as if I were insane . Tis was not te first time tis ad appened . FML

#6691073
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8802) - you deserved it (33287)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received an early Christma gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted 4 years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML

#6690600
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31125) - you deserved it (4322)

On 12/10/2009 at 3:04am - love - by soapysoap (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AT 7 AM TO TAKE MAH LAST FINAL !! WHEN I GOT TO THE PARKING LOT, I REALIZED MAH CAR WAS MISSING !! AFTER SPEAKING TO THE POLICE 4 3 HOURS, I CALLED MAH GIRLFRIEND TO LET HER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED !! SHE THEN TOLD ME I HAD PARKED ON THE STREET THE NIGHT BEFORE !! SO MUCH 4 THE 8 AM FINAL !! FAT FML

#6689873
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6729) - you deserved it (26738)

On 12/10/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by nofinal (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I really wanted something to drink . I looked in the fridge, an found some of my looool grandma's soy milk . I decide to take a swig, an instead of tasting soy, I tasted rotten chicken . Turns out my grandma knew I drink her soy milk an decided to swap it with expired chicken broth . FML

#6689235
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8564) - you deserved it (36286)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:41am - work - by souped (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. mega FML

#6688959
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33940) - you deserved it (2352)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:24am - work - by g_unit (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I went down on my grlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking... she giggled and said "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML

#6687460
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17449) - you deserved it (3853)

On 12/09/2009 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I pulled out three chips from a bag. There were two round ones, an a skinny one, making it look like a penis. I laughed. I'm 33. FML

#6686658
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8234) - you deserved it (29131)

On 12/09/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by HarryBeast (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, ( There r many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions? ) I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, ( How does cold turkey help? ) And then I realized. FML

#6683898
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8624) - you deserved it (36518)

On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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