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Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML

#6852058 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (8981) - you deserved it (17346)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:26pm - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

#6850443 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (7327) - you deserved it (23785)

On 12/20/2009 at 5:41pm - misc - by mannnnn2717 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a mental breakdown after going through severe depression for several years. I told my boyfriend that everybody thinks I'm useless, to which he replied, "No you're not. You cook me good dinners." FML

#6850424 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (18459) - you deserved it (5127)

On 12/20/2009 at 5:40pm - health - by Suicidal (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

#6848786 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (5736) - you deserved it (32958)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML

#6848159 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (21340) - you deserved it (1643)

On 12/20/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by Lapis (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent five hours typing a letter to a Norwegian client. I then took a quick nap after the hard work. When I woke up, I found my paper in weird English. It turns out my girlfriend wanted to do me a favor and correct the words with the "red wavy lines." She was kind enough to save. FML

#6847094 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (20977) - you deserved it (2576)

On 12/20/2009 at 1:20pm - work - by runescapeftw - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

#6844162 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (16151) - you deserved it (7544)

On 12/20/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by kat, ACT - United States

Today, my grandparents thought it would be acceptable to give me and my wife Christmas presents to take to my ex-wife, along with a card saying how much they missed her and to get in touch with them next time she is in town. FML

#6843918 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (17097) - you deserved it (1855)

On 12/20/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by B-Rizzle (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

#6843701 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (18226) - you deserved it (2465)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:58am - love - by Surfinbird09 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML

#6843242 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (6840) - you deserved it (21301)

On 12/20/2009 at 6:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML

#6842444 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (30610) - you deserved it (2167)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (33236) - you deserved it (2715)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to try whitening my teeth for the first time. I applied the strips to my teeth and decided to lay down and wait for the thirty required minutes to pass. I accidentally fell asleep and woke up three hours later. My teeth are still in excruciating pain and are covered in white streaks. FML

#6841945 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (6245) - you deserved it (19072)

On 12/20/2009 at 2:52am - health - by nikko blue - United States (California)

Today, I was at work at Hollywood Video. A guy came in and left without renting anything. Minutes later, I find human feces between the "Kids" and "Comedy" aisles. FML

#6840782 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (22965) - you deserved it (1231)

On 12/20/2009 at 1:32am - work - by Van (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran into some friends from high school who had just got back from college, and were talking about the all their experience of sophomore year. When it came to me to tell them what I had been doing all, I could say was "Well, I started wearing V-Neck t-shirts and they're pretty comfortable." FML

#6840673 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (5708) - you deserved it (15574)

On 12/20/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by StayedHome89 (man) - United States (Indiana)