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Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML
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On 04/05/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Hate2Date (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML
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On 04/05/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Hate2Date (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
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On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML
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Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by meeranda - Sent from mobile version
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by meeranda - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was watching 'Caillou'. It was a Christmas special for pre-schoolers. I was quite enjoying myself, when it hit me that my kid had been in bed for an hour. I forget what adult TV is. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 8:36pm - kids - by Jen (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was watching 'Caillou'. It was a Christmas special for pre-schoolers. I was quite enjoying myself, when it hit me that my kid had been in bed for an hour. I forget what adult TV is. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 8:36pm - kids - by Jen (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was watching 'Caillou'. It was a Christmas special for pre-schoolers. I was quite enjoying myself, when it hit me that my kid had been in bed for an hour. I forget what adult TV is. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 8:36pm - kids - by Jen (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was watching 'Caillou'. It was a Christmas special for pre-schoolers. I was quite enjoying myself, when it hit me that my kid had been in bed for an hour. I forget what adult TV is. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 8:36pm - kids - by Jen (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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