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Today, I was offered a job. It only took me a year and 17 interviews to get an offer, and I have a PhD. FML

#3922
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29078) - you deserved it (3111)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:37am - work - by RogerReady - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25585) - you deserved it (5067)

On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62542) - you deserved it (8196)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, when I left the restaurant, the very handsome waiter whom I had been trying to tune all night says to me, in front of everyone "But why did you write your number on the table with hearts next to it? You know, I won't call you!" FML

#504
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On 12/12/2008 at 11:53pm - misc - by Peel - Sent from mobile version



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