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OmarF82

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 November 1982 (33 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 294
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OmarF82 : "Life is a game, kid! It all depends on how you play!"

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OmarF82's favorite FMLs

Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 7:26pm / Iceland / Work

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

by gassy / 12/29/2012 at 4:32am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work