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OmarF82
  • Town/Country : Puerto Rico
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 41
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OmarF82 : "Life is a game, kid! It all depends on how you play!"

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Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21405) - you deserved it (10283)

On 01/18/2013 at 7:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iceland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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On 12/29/2012 at 4:32am - misc - by gassy - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)



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