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by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 7:26pm / Iceland / Work
by gassy / 12/29/2012 at 4:32am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
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