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Olympian94
  • Town/Country : Boston, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1721
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About Olympian94 : I like women.

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Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

#12002440
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35885) - you deserved it (3089)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:29pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

#9158160
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18034) - you deserved it (3096)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

#9158160
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18034) - you deserved it (3096)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

#9135717
180 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML

#9134899
110 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 4:14pm - love - by KMAC (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

#5839185
91 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML

#3663410
119 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by charma (man) - United States (Florida)



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