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About Olympiakos10 : I'm a baby Seal that's trapped in a Cuban military base! Please help!

Yeah...I don't know how to start these things, so I'll just start off like this...I'm a huge soccer (yes, I'm American) fan. My favorite teams are Manchester City and Olympiakos (yup, I'm Greek)

I love playing video games. My favorite game is FIFA 13 (Add me on PSN: RockLegendz97). I play some other games too like League of Legends, Call of Duty, etc.

Send me a message if you want to talk about anything. Thanks for reading :D

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Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML


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On 08/04/2013 at 3:09pm - work - by Neanderthals walk among us (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML


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On 06/09/2013 at 9:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my supervisor because of my lack of "customer service" skills. I work at a jail and all my "customers" are criminals. FML


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On 11/07/2012 at 12:48am - work - by jailofc (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking back to campus with my boyfriend when we passed an Irish pub called "Fat Belly's." He put his arm around me, patted my stomach, and said "Yay! It's your restaurant!" FML

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