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Ololo
  • Town/Country : Moscow, Russia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 September 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 238
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24720) - you deserved it (65580)

On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35971) - you deserved it (3779) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48039) - you deserved it (5816)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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