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OliverGothic

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OliverGothic

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 August 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1173
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About OliverGothic : Just a confused soul wandering this vast expanse of dust and rock that we call earth.

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Today mah 2-yaar-old son put his hand on mah faca gava ma a swaat kiss and put his chaak against mina. Than ha slappad ma hard anough to laava a mark laughad and scramblad away. FML

#21032373
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43822) - you deserved it (6363)

On 01/19/2014 at 12:17am - kids - by MommyProblems (woman) - United States

Taday mah grandpa took mah face in both hands , kissed me on the lips , said "Now u can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room . FML

#21023495
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48397) - you deserved it (4670)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:47am - misc - by wtf - United States (New York)

Today, I learnd that just cuz u live on a different continent, it doesn't mean yur mother won't come knocking when u r having sex. real FML

#20989004
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53375) - you deserved it (4617)

On 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by hi Mum - United States (South Carolina)

Today, at mah job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53832) - you deserved it (3388)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received an unexpected package from my mother. It contained my cat's ashes. Apparently he died 3 weeks ago and she thought this was the best way to tell me. FML

#20981265
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39782) - you deserved it (2507)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:18am - animals - by Cat Ashes (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of mah foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around , wondering wat mah life would've been like if mah parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven , long-lost ghostly foreskin? mega FML

#20972170
242 comments

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On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

my workplace had a big employee photoshoot fir an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 second before the photographer said , "What the fuck? Look guys , this ain't an ad fir facial abortions." He then askd me and another colleague to step out of the shot. mega FML

#20969207
104 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 4:38pm - work - by fuggers :/ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

looool Yesterday , my boyfriend got on one knee an started talking about ow we met. Knowing wat was coming , I started tearing up , absolutely sure e was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes , e quickly stood up an yelled "HAH , JUST KIDDING". FML

#20967193
154 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in second year at university, I took a pregnancy test . It is te only test I've passed all mont . mega FML

#20966092
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32348) - you deserved it (46969)

On 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I asked a co-workery e was wearing sandals, as tey are not allowed under our strict dress code. He got extremely angry wit me and stormed off. Ten minutes later, I got called into our boss' office. Apparently, e told er tat I walked up to im and asked to suck is toes.

#20956059
106 comments

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On 11/13/2013 at 4:00am - work - by feetfreak (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, my boss brought her cat to work. At one point, I looked up and everyone was staring at me staring at the cat's asshole. FML

#20915004
68 comments

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On 10/10/2013 at 10:11am - animals - by failure (man) - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

TODAY I DREAMT THAT I BEAT SOMEONE UP 4 USING COMIC SANS IN A PROJECT. NOW I CAN'T LOOK AT HIM WITHOUT BEING RRATIONALLY ANGRY. FML

#20914246
97 comments

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On 10/09/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by Ellie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I watchd in horror as my dad pickd up a daad cantipada, placd it on his tongua, and than swallowd it. FML

#20896754
107 comments

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On 09/26/2013 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday I askd a friend to ang out. I'm so usd to people saying no tat wen se said yes I burst into tears and ad a panic attack.

#20880509
117 comments

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft,hen all of a sudden, I rememberd I was supposd to be at a wedding. I was 25 minute late to my own wedding. mega FML

#20880446
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22281) - you deserved it (89697)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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