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by MommyProblems / 01/19/2014 at 12:17am / United States / Kids
by wtf / 01/10/2014 at 11:47am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by hi Mum / 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by scared shitless / 12/10/2013 at 4:50am / United States (California) / Work
by Cat Ashes / 12/05/2013 at 12:18am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
by MissYouPieceOfSkin / 11/27/2013 at 3:44am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
by fuggers :/ / 11/24/2013 at 4:38pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Work
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, I asked a co-worker why he was wearing sandals, as they are not allowed under our strict dress code. He got extremely angry with me and stormed off. Ten minutes later, I got called into our boss' office. Apparently, he told her that I walked up to him and asked to suck his toes. FML
by feetfreak / 11/13/2013 at 4:00am / United States (California) / Work
by failure / 10/10/2013 at 10:11am / Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Animals
by Ellie / 10/09/2013 at 7:15pm / United States (Kansas) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/26/2013 at 12:19pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Stripes_And_Dots / 09/14/2013 at 2:26am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
- Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke"… Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and… Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a…