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Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
by apparently_disabled / 04/17/2015 at 2:24am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Devildrake / 04/15/2015 at 6:32pm / Australia / Work
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
by boudinette / 04/15/2015 at 6:14am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Miscellaneous
by mommylife / 04/15/2015 at 12:17am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
by fedupson / 04/09/2015 at 10:03am / United States (California) / Transportation
by f my lifw / 04/07/2015 at 11:43am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML
by hexphoenix / 04/06/2015 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Work
by tee / 04/06/2015 at 4:02pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
by tardspawn / 04/05/2015 at 11:38am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Health
by big_bail / 04/03/2015 at 7:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2015 at 12:39am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying "My body, my rules." FML
by stoprubbingitinmyface / 03/21/2015 at 5:59pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by quietecho95 / 03/20/2015 at 11:40am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by david99021 / 03/19/2015 at 10:24am / Turkey (Ankara) / Health
Today, my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said "I dig skinny chicks". I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really like his shirt. His response? "Don't let the liberal media brainwash you into thinking it's OK to be fat." FML
by Idigrespectfulattire / 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a… Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's… Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's…