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Oihana
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  • Number of visits : 8897
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>TheDarkLight</b> - yesterday at 8:17pm<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 11:44pm<b>Mons</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 6:20pm<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 3:47pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 3:23pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 7:21am<b>Chelsea_bella</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 12:07pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 11:19pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 9:20am<b>xxghostxx98789</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 10:51am<b>bigDb</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 3:14pm<b>vincentjules</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 10:59am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 4:11pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 4:01pm<b>MrErazo</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 9:51am<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 4:18pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:12pm<b>orios105</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:32am

Fucked!<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 9:47pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 10:01pm<b>orios105</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:32am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 4:52am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 5:26pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:22pm<b>explodedtaco</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 9:31pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:06am<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:43pm<b>Rodville</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 12:48am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 9:08am<b>sabres5730</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 2:47am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 11:27pm

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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Oihana's favorite FMLs

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2015 at 2:18am / Work

Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes on the bench, and if I would start on cleaning the house which was a total mess. This would have been fine if I hadn't just walked in after being away for a week. FML

by I did them anyway / 07/20/2015 at 6:01pm / New Zealand / Miscellaneous

Today, I was talking to my friend, who was telling me he's having suicidal thoughts lately. He then said he'd be back in a few minutes. Nearly an hour passed. I panicked, thinking he'd offed himself. Several minutes after I called the emergency services, he messaged me, saying "K, back." FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2015 at 2:49am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

by River / 07/18/2015 at 12:08am / Miscellaneous

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was so incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

by Anonymous / 07/17/2015 at 8:54pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

by anon / 07/17/2015 at 3:04am / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Today, I agreed to help out with my boyfriend's sister's baby shower. They forgot to inform me that "helping" meant splitting the cost of everything. I now owe his family $275. I don't know how to back out without looking cheap. FML

by JustOutofCollegeAndBroke / 07/16/2015 at 2:56am / United States (California) / Money

Today, I was having a dinner party. My guests were getting along really well. I mean, really well; it turns out they all went to the same high school. For the next five hours, I hosted a high school reunion for a school I didn't even go to, in my own home. FML

by trappedinmyownhome / 07/14/2015 at 10:11pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up early and took my medication to help me focus while catching up on lectures. I ended up spending the whole day focused on fixing my drawer for no apparent reason. FML

by distracted / 07/13/2015 at 9:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, a customer at the restaurant where I work reduced me to tears by screaming at me, as I nearly knocked out his 2-year-old with the kitchen door, after he let the little boy play on the floor behind it. Apparently, it's my fault I can't see through solid wood. FML

by Anonymous / 07/12/2015 at 3:39pm / United Kingdom / Work

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

by No-Sleep Nellie / 07/07/2015 at 9:26am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, my co-worker told me how "lucky" I am that I "chose" to be a lesbian, because I don't have to deal with "guy drama". I spent two years of my adolescence sleeping at a bus stop and begging strangers for money after I got kicked out of home. FML

by Lesbihonest / 06/17/2015 at 9:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML

by alyssaamarante / 06/12/2015 at 10:41pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

by kash / 06/01/2015 at 2:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous