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by unemployed-dude / 12/08/2015 at 1:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by Anon / 12/04/2015 at 2:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
by shaft2112 / 12/03/2015 at 3:19pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Transportation
by Notfamous / 12/02/2015 at 5:18pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money
by I_Am_The_Cold / 12/02/2015 at 4:00am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
by AsshatUncle / 11/29/2015 at 9:47pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by quinndulgent / 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2015 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
by AlwaysTired / 11/27/2015 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/25/2015 at 12:30pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Kids
Today, a close friend came over with her three-year-old son. The child used a crayon on the walls, flushed my money down the toilet, and threw up. My friend was seriously offended when I asked her to help me clean everything up. FML
by wellfuckyoutoo / 11/24/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by helpme / 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I was assigned to a group of four to brainstorm ideas for a project. One by one they listed their ideas, but when it was my turn they skipped me. They suddenly started a casual conversation with each other, oblivious of my existence, while I sat quietly between them for an hour. FML
by Anonymous / 11/19/2015 at 4:46am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/16/2015 at 3:23am / Maldives (Maale) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/13/2015 at 10:51am / Netherlands (Limburg) / Health