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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Oihana's favorite FMLs

Today, I've become so accustomed to finding my sister drunk or otherwise passed out in the same spot in the living room that every time I go in there, I instinctively lift my feet higher as though to step over her, even when she's not there. FML

by anonymous / 12/09/2015 at 9:59pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I got fired from my job because I closed the store 84 seconds early. They found out because the state manager was sitting across the street with binoculars watching me. FML

by unemployed-dude / 12/08/2015 at 1:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Work

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

by Anon / 12/04/2015 at 2:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML

by shaft2112 / 12/03/2015 at 3:19pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Transportation

Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML

by Notfamous / 12/02/2015 at 5:18pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money

Today, I realized how much of an invisible artist I am when I got a little excited when someone stole my art. FML

by I_Am_The_Cold / 12/02/2015 at 4:00am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML

by AsshatUncle / 11/29/2015 at 9:47pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12 page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML

by quinndulgent / 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML

by Anonymous / 11/28/2015 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was officially diagnosed with OCD. My mother's reaction? "That's not possible, she's a fucking slob." FML

by AlwaysTired / 11/27/2015 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my parents I don't really like children and probably won't have any in the future. They sat me down and gave me a lecture on how people who hate kids are heartless. FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2015 at 12:30pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Kids

Today, a close friend came over with her three-year-old son. The child used a crayon on the walls, flushed my money down the toilet, and threw up. My friend was seriously offended when I asked her to help me clean everything up. FML

by wellfuckyoutoo / 11/24/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML

by helpme / 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, I was assigned to a group of four to brainstorm ideas for a project. One by one they listed their ideas, but when it was my turn they skipped me. They suddenly started a casual conversation with each other, oblivious of my existence, while I sat quietly between them for an hour. FML

by Anonymous / 11/19/2015 at 4:46am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work

Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML

by Anonymous / 11/16/2015 at 3:23am / Maldives (Maale) / Miscellaneous