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Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32749) - you deserved it (1858)

On 05/23/2015 at 10:50am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML


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On 05/11/2015 at 12:23am - love - by CryoSpectre - United States (California)

Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza and ended up falling asleep on my coach. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 5:43pm - money - by NevertheKool (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML


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On 04/30/2015 at 1:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Limavady)

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML


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On 04/28/2015 at 9:36pm - misc - by fatty - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML

Today, teachers were pulling students out of class to announce valedictorian, salutatorian, and other awards for graduation. I got pulled out of class by one of them, and I got a little excited since I wasn't expecting an award. It was to tell me that my sister was staying after school. FML

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML


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On 04/23/2015 at 8:28am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Dundee City)

Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML


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On 04/17/2015 at 2:24am - love - by apparently_disabled - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went into work early so I could get my work all done and leave on time, rather than staying back. The later shift starters had other ideas and called in sick. FML


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On 04/15/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by Devildrake (man) - Australia

Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly 6 minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML


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On 04/15/2015 at 12:17am - kids - by mommylife (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML


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On 04/09/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by fedupson - United States (California)

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML


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On 04/07/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by f my lifw - United States (Pennsylvania)

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