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by I_Am_The_Cold / 12/02/2015 at 4:00am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
by AsshatUncle / 11/29/2015 at 9:47pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by quinndulgent / 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2015 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
by AlwaysTired / 11/27/2015 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/25/2015 at 12:30pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Kids
Today, a close friend came over with her three-year-old son. The child used a crayon on the walls, flushed my money down the toilet, and threw up. My friend was seriously offended when I asked her to help me clean everything up. FML
by wellfuckyoutoo / 11/24/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by helpme / 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I was assigned to a group of four to brainstorm ideas for a project. One by one they listed their ideas, but when it was my turn they skipped me. They suddenly started a casual conversation with each other, oblivious of my existence, while I sat quietly between them for an hour. FML
by Anonymous / 11/19/2015 at 4:46am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/16/2015 at 3:23am / Maldives (Maale) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/13/2015 at 10:51am / Netherlands (Limburg) / Health
Today, while shopping, I stepped a bit closer to a couple that stood in front of a display. The girl then shot me a nasty look, grabbed her boyfriend and started pointedly making out with him. I was just trying to buy some butter. But thanks for reminding me how lonely I am. FML
by It wasnt even that close / 10/31/2015 at 9:23am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Love
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident to win every time. FML
by shakira, when the walls fell / 10/23/2015 at 2:56pm / Canada / Love
by cocacola999 / 10/05/2015 at 4:31am / United Kingdom / Work