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Oihana
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  • Number of visits : 8909
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 8:17pm<b>OlRed</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 11:44pm<b>Mons</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 6:20pm<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 3:47pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 3:23pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 7:21am<b>Chelsea_bella</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 12:07pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 11:19pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 9:20am<b>xxghostxx98789</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 10:51am<b>bigDb</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 3:14pm<b>vincentjules</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 10:59am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 4:11pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 4:01pm<b>MrErazo</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 9:51am<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 4:18pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:12pm<b>orios105</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:32am

Fucked!<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 9:47pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 10:01pm<b>orios105</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:32am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 4:52am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 5:26pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:22pm<b>explodedtaco</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 9:31pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:06am<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:43pm<b>Rodville</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 12:48am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 9:08am<b>sabres5730</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 2:47am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 11:27pm

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Oihana's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a concert. At the end, my conductor was recognizing soloists. When he pointed at me, I was confused, but stood up anyway. It turns out he was pointing at the person behind me. I had to awkwardly sit back down in front of over 500 people. FML

by captainwhiskers / 02/23/2016 at 7:48am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML

by Anonymous / 02/16/2016 at 9:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

by sweetie808 / 01/28/2016 at 3:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Animals

Today, I found out that I don't have to work tomorrow. Normally I would be thrilled to hear this, but not from the 6 o'clock news, doing a piece on my work's rat infestation and indefinite shut down. FML

by imahater07 / 01/28/2016 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML

by Soakedandbroke / 01/26/2016 at 12:05pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was working replacing a windshield, some jerk off hit my truck. A truck carrying 2 grand in glass. Including the windshield I was about to install. The driver gets out and says, "Sorry man, I had to text my girlfriend." FML

by automotive glass tech / 01/21/2016 at 1:09pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation

Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML

by Mr_Yato / 01/19/2016 at 3:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

by Brayden / 01/09/2016 at 10:27pm / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

by whenlifeisalemon / 01/09/2016 at 6:19pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, a customer's credit card was declined. His totally reasonable reaction was to threaten to put a bullet in the back of my head. FML

by retail can shart a cock / 01/09/2016 at 12:25am / United States / Work

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

by Anonymous / 12/31/2015 at 1:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, as always, I tend to smile and giggle when I'm nervous. I couldn't stop it from happening at the funeral of my friend's grandmother. FML

by Smiley / 12/31/2015 at 9:33am / Aruba / Miscellaneous

Today, I found the engagement ring I'd bought and been missing for a week. On my girlfriend's hand. While my childhood friend was inside her. They apparently like pretending she's married while doing this. They made this self-discovery a week ago. Good for them. I don't want the ring back. FML

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

by Anonymous / 12/29/2015 at 7:58pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2015 at 7:00pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous