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Oihana's favorite FMLs
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2016 at 5:36pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to use a sick day from the school I teach at. While I was off, another teacher called me mid delirium, because my students were borderline rioting over the work I left for them. I'd asked them to read a book and edit the one-page essay they've had two weeks to work on. FML
by norestforthewicked / 03/02/2016 at 3:41pm / United States / Kids
Today, I donated a dollar to a kids charity at Lowe's. The cashier handed me a star to sign my name, I signed it and gave it back to her. She looked at me with disgust and asked what was wrong with me. I had to pull out my license to prove to her that my name is really Michael Myers. FML
by M1CHA3L_MY3RZ / 03/01/2016 at 8:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my best friend said we couldn't be friends anymore because I'm too depressed or too happy all the time. After explaining for half an hour what bipolar depression was and how I have it he just said, "Bullshit!" FML
by nobody / 02/27/2016 at 8:36pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
by ishyboo / 02/27/2016 at 5:59pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/27/2016 at 6:17am / United States (Texas) / Work
by queerdragon / 02/25/2016 at 11:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I had a concert. At the end, my conductor was recognizing soloists. When he pointed at me, I was confused, but stood up anyway. It turns out he was pointing at the person behind me. I had to awkwardly sit back down in front of over 500 people. FML
by captainwhiskers / 02/23/2016 at 7:48am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/16/2016 at 9:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML
by sweetie808 / 01/28/2016 at 3:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Animals
Today, I found out that I don't have to work tomorrow. Normally I would be thrilled to hear this, but not from the 6 o'clock news, doing a piece on my work's rat infestation and indefinite shut down. FML
by imahater07 / 01/28/2016 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
by Soakedandbroke / 01/26/2016 at 12:05pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was working replacing a windshield, some jerk off hit my truck. A truck carrying 2 grand in glass. Including the windshield I was about to install. The driver gets out and says, "Sorry man, I had to text my girlfriend." FML
by automotive glass tech / 01/21/2016 at 1:09pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation
by Mr_Yato / 01/19/2016 at 3:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Brayden / 01/09/2016 at 10:27pm / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.…