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Today, a drunk crashed a truck into my porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of my neighbors had gathered around to comfort me. When the dust settled, I noticed my remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML

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61 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by ypsitucky (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML

#17152929
100 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML

#17144161
89 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 1:16am - work - by Auston (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

#17130002
86 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by jordy1995 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML

#17098428
91 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 7:49pm - misc - by argh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

#16332593
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On 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm - kids - by StupidApple -

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

#16017887
256 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML

#15994879
65 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 8:19pm - misc - by Tara (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML

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219 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 6:59am - health - by Frazzled (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I ended up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 7:20pm - misc - by QWERTY -

Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML

#15416562
159 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by lonely - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

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On 03/01/2011 at 12:29am - love - by cockalicious -

Today, I got demoted from my manager's position, only to be replaced by a 21 year old who has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML

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95 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 6:49am - work - by lisha182 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML

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On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)



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