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Today, I set up a hidden camera in my room so I could prove that my sister beats me up when my parents aren't home, since they always accuse me of lying about it. When I showed them, they wasted no time accusing me of "provoking" her off-camera. FML
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 10:10am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
by Theguyinthedark / 06/30/2016 at 9:23am / Bangladesh / Money
Today, my sister played a prank by pretending to break into my house. I ended up nailing her in the chest with my baseball bat. Now all of my family is bitching and wants me to pay the medical bills. FML
by BlueBaronBitch / 06/24/2016 at 10:59am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting in a café when I dropped my phone. After ages searching the floor for it, I realised it had dropped into the lady behind me's bag. She looked terrifying, so I thought I'd wait until she went to the bathroom. She never did, and I ended watching her walk out, with my phone. FML
by phoneless / 06/19/2016 at 5:00pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML
by aishahahaha_ / 06/18/2016 at 8:34pm / Zambia (Lusaka) / Miscellaneous
by Sady_Ct / 06/16/2016 at 7:01am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was building furniture at work, I managed to get my fingernails ripped off and the tips mauled while cutting the wood for a nightstand. As my I was getting bandaged, one of my bosses looked at me and simply asked, "Why'd you stop working?" FML
by acf1233 / 06/14/2016 at 3:28pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, at my new fast food job, I was in charge of filtering the grease out of the fryers. I accidentally turned the wrong lever and flooded the kitchen with hot oil. It took over 3 hours to clean up, and my manager is furious. FML
by Punkpoptart1119 / 06/06/2016 at 7:57pm / Work
Today, I finally got my screaming, teething, 1-year-old daughter down for a nap to hopefully get some work done. The second I opened my laptop, FedEx dropped off a package and rang the doorbell. My dog went nuts. Then my neighbor rang the doorbell to let me know I had a package. My daughter's awake now. FML
by ryzzostar / 05/25/2016 at 3:50pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by N / 05/20/2016 at 4:22pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by aviationgeek / 05/18/2016 at 2:18pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I got a warning for not covering a shift, on my day off, for someone who didn't want to go to work. Apparently the next time I “do something wrong", I'll either get warned again or fired, whichever they feel like doing. FML
by I piss upon thee / 05/13/2016 at 2:35pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by jackroarrr / 05/12/2016 at 1:47pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
by I write sins not other people's essays / 05/11/2016 at 11:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, my husband was going to let me sleep in for Mother's Day. That would have been great, if my brother didn't call me at 5:30 in the morning to say Happy Mother's Day. Now I'm up like any other day. FML
by SleepyMommy / 05/08/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Kids