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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 374
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About OhhhMaryy : herb is the healing of a nation. follow me on twitter : @ohhhmaryy :DDDD

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OhhhMaryy's favorite FMLs

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me out after I spelt "realised" with an S instead of a Z. It wouldn't have been so bad, if we weren't both British, if he hadn't called me an "illiterate idiot", and if he hadn't muttered "family of morons" when my mum backed me up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27896) - you deserved it (4326)

On 02/23/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by singleandthankful (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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Friday 17 October 2014

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