Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

OhhhMaryy

Search for a member

OhhhMaryy

1Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 430
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About OhhhMaryy : herb is the healing of a nation. follow me on twitter : @ohhhmaryy :DDDD

OhhhMaryy's page activity

Visits<b>MockingJay43</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 5:56pm<b>Zman2017</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 1:30am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 8:05pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 10:40am<b>Malahkaa</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 8:26am<b>PROEMG</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 5:51am<b>boomHEADSHOTllll</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 6:54pm<b>Elgaard</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 2:33am<b>Journiexo</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 4:06pm<b>prisco</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 10:33am<b>Orl_Original</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 8:50am<b>mathen</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 2:45am<b>Superdouchebag</b> - the 05/08/2014 at 5:29pm<b>no_playa_hater</b> - the 05/07/2014 at 5:55am<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 11:34am<b>terryaly</b> - the 03/28/2014 at 2:16am<b>warriorkitty_</b> - the 03/16/2014 at 12:23am<b>Alexis32</b> - the 03/13/2014 at 2:27pm

Liked!<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 4:40pm

OhhhMaryy's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

See all of OhhhMaryy's badges

OhhhMaryy's favorite FMLs

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me out after I spelt "realised" with an S instead of a Z. It wouldn't have been so bad, if we weren't both British, if he hadn't called me an "illiterate idiot", and if he hadn't muttered "family of morons" when my mum backed me up. FML

#20519170
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28659) - you deserved it (4417)

On 02/23/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by singleandthankful (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)



Idan Schneider's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Idan Schneider's illustrated FML
  • Oi! Stop "playing" that digeridoo and get out! There, now that I've tidied up my apartment, we can begin. How are you all doing? Have you got your leather jacket out of storage to go hang out down at…

Thursday 22 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: