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OhexkC
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 2517
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About OhexkC : My life sucks, but not as much compared to these people (:

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Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22000) - you deserved it (76406)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I put my hand into a vending machine to retrieve a bottle of water that was caught in the slot. After a minute, I realized I was trapped. 2 hours, 4 fire trucks, 3 police cars, and 1 ambulance later I was freed. The vending machine was in pieces and the bottle of water wasn't even for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36050) - you deserved it (9267)

On 02/26/2009 at 8:55pm - misc - by VenderBender (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (96630) - you deserved it (16768)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (21052) - you deserved it (19196)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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