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Today, I got a phone call out of the blue from a young man, who screamed that he was going to kill me for sleeping with his fiancée. I told him I am a 49-year-old man who hasn't been laid since my wife passed away, four years ago. He stammered, shouted "Well she was a slut too" and hung up. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2012 at 8:20pm / United States / Love
by CantBlink / 07/16/2012 at 2:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy
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