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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 April 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I got a phone call out of the blue from a young man, who screamed that he was going to kill me for sleeping with his fiancée. I told him I am a 49-year-old man who hasn't been laid since my wife passed away, four years ago. He stammered, shouted "Well she was a slut too" and hung up. FML

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On 08/17/2012 at 8:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML

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On 07/16/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by CantBlink - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

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On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States



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