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About Oh_So_Klassical : Just a regular gal
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I decided to give blood for the first time in my life. As an 18-year-old, 5'1", 110lb woman, I guess I shouldn't have been allowed there, much less permitted to leave the room to get some food. I ended up passing out in the middle of the dining hall. FML
Friday 27 March 2015