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Oh_So_Klassical
  • Town/Country : Nowhere, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 October 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 282
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Oh_So_Klassical : Just a regular gal

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Today, I decided to give blood for the first time in my life. As an 18-year-old, 5'1", 110lb woman, I guess I shouldn't have been allowed there, much less permitted to leave the room to get some food. I ended up passing out in the middle of the dining hall. FML

Today, my mom turned off all internet access in our house because she thought I spent too much time on the computer. She later asked me why she couldn't get on Facebook. FML



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