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Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17405) - you deserved it (4007)

On 10/26/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML


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On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

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