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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2204
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About OhWhoCares : Woohoo I got the 68 likes badge!! thanks everyone :)

I'm on FML usually super late at night or in between classes. I'm a full time college student and working part time. I've been here since about 2009 or so, but never bothered making an account until recently. I wanted to collect the badges! :) For anyone who messages me, please don't take it personally, I'm not a social person and I rarely ever check (and almost never respond) to any messages.

i give fucks back, so go ahead and push that button don't be shy :B

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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OhWhoCares's favorite FMLs

Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder". That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23410) - you deserved it (2072)

On 06/12/2015 at 9:02am - misc - by Jules7594 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28447) - you deserved it (2908)

On 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by shmoooopie (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13492) - you deserved it (35306)

On 05/08/2015 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

Today, at work as a bank teller, an angry customer complained that the payments on his two credit cards had been messed up the previous month, with the wrong amount being credited to each account. I asked if he knew who'd helped him. He said, "Well, it wasn't you - she was younger and prettier!" FML


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On 04/23/2015 at 5:04am - work - by Old and Ugly (woman) - United States

Today, my boss showed me a two-page letter from a customer, complaining about me because I couldn't honor a coupon that expired in 2009. He agreed that I did the right thing by refusing it, but said it would be a black mark on my record anyway due to the complaint. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27994) - you deserved it (1594)

On 04/17/2015 at 3:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML


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On 04/11/2015 at 8:12am - animals - by Crappy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to class to take an important final for which I studied all week long and worked hard in class. Today, the teacher also told us that anyone who had an A did not have to take the final. I missed out on a trip to the Bahamas for this. FML

Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32629) - you deserved it (3255)

On 03/09/2015 at 8:15am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my neighbor at my apartment building told me water from my sink was leaking into his apartment. He told me to call maintenance to fix it, but they won't help unless he calls. He refuses to, and I can't do my dishes without feeling like an asshole. FML


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On 03/04/2015 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my extremely hot coworker told me that I smelled good. At a complete loss for words, I replied, "Oh, I'm sure I don't." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27523) - you deserved it (4821)

On 02/19/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by thisiswhyimavirgin (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30306) - you deserved it (2089)

On 02/19/2015 at 11:24am - work - by Taylor Page - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30510) - you deserved it (9086)

On 02/17/2015 at 3:02pm - kids - by Clive81 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32500) - you deserved it (12954)

On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML


I agree, your life sucks (30106) - you deserved it (2461)

On 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm - health - by okseñoryoucrazy - United States (Washington)

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