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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1384
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About OhWhoCares : Woohoo I got the 68 likes badge!! thanks everyone :)

lmao hi I'm a full time college student trying to figure out this life thing. I'm a baby adult with my first everything: car, job, bills, taste of freedom, and so on.
I'm on FML usually super late at night or in between classes. I've been here since about 2009 or so but never bothered making an account until recently.

i give fucks back, so go ahead and push that button don't be shy :B

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OhWhoCares's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14730) - you deserved it (5950)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my neighbor at my apartment building told me water from my sink was leaking into his apartment. He told me to call maintenance to fix it, but they won't help unless he calls. He refuses to, and I can't do my dishes without feeling like an asshole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22636) - you deserved it (2043)

On 03/04/2015 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my extremely hot coworker told me that I smelled good. At a complete loss for words, I replied, "Oh, I'm sure I don't." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27297) - you deserved it (4808)

On 02/19/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by thisiswhyimavirgin (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30091) - you deserved it (2082)

On 02/19/2015 at 11:24am - work - by Taylor Page - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30262) - you deserved it (9044)

On 02/17/2015 at 3:02pm - kids - by Clive81 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML


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On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML


I agree, your life sucks (30008) - you deserved it (2451)

On 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm - health - by okseñoryoucrazy - United States (Washington)

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (2575)

On 01/16/2015 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I went to leave my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML


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On 01/06/2015 at 3:57pm - misc - by trixanne (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML


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On 12/19/2014 at 6:14pm - intimacy - by giantblueballsthesizeofjohnnysinscock (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked my dad for advice. I recently got drunk and had a one-night stand. I feel terrible, because I'm engaged to a wonderful lady. My dad just said, "You did the right thing, son, keep it up. She's gonna steal half ya shit in the divorce anyway". FML


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On 11/15/2014 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad was doing FaceTime with a friend. He turned his iPhone towards my sister and said "There's my daughter..." He then turned it to me and said "...and there's my ugly son", then walked away. I'm still not sure if it's a joke or not. FML


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On 08/01/2014 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, every house in my neighborhood was vandalized. They skipped our house. Everybody thinks it was me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52010) - you deserved it (3890)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:35pm - misc - by chloecamp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33879) - you deserved it (5230)

On 04/11/2014 at 10:51am - misc - by Gomer (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41370) - you deserved it (17924)

On 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm - kids - by and not even in the good way (man) - United States

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