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About OhMinty : I don't use this a lot and i only use the app.

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Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16175) - you deserved it (56192)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:04am - intimacy - by DDD - Sent from mobile version

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17747) - you deserved it (3176)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)



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