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Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11915) - you deserved it (39004)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22700) - you deserved it (2635)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25329) - you deserved it (3407)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25329) - you deserved it (3407)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

#18159887
159 comments

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On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
222 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

#17444868
178 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

#17398453
236 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
160 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
254 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
175 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
177 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
149 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

#15911784
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21874) - you deserved it (3591)

On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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