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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1956
  • Number of comments : 460
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About OhDearBetrayal : My dream is to one day be mentioned in someone else's profile. That would be awesome.

Random Facts About Me:

I want to become a writer. (Feel free to cackle at that)
I am from a stateless nation.
I have witnessed a bombing.
I have witnessed a man laying on the floor in a puddle of blood.
I can speak four languages fluently.
I have dragged you through boring facts. 

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