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  • Town/Country : Placeville, Nowhereland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24235) - you deserved it (2425)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32107) - you deserved it (6916)

On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States



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