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by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 1:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML
by distressed / 03/17/2015 at 8:00am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by bootyislife / 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm / Canada / Kids
by TimJack18 / 01/04/2015 at 6:14pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by weirdthingtosay / 11/21/2014 at 4:56am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by honey, no boo-boo / 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2014 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/10/2014 at 4:50pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML
by Anonymous S'wit / 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm / Portugal / Health
Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
by Beeper / 10/11/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Eww / 10/05/2014 at 1:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 12:02pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
by Katthebamf / 09/28/2014 at 10:25am / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 10:46pm / United States (Washington) / Health
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation…